How awesome would it have been if there were a muppet movie about running? Like, Muppets Take the Marathon, or something. Who would win? Gonzo's out, cause he'd cheat. Animal would be too drunk. Maybe the Swedish Chef, with a surprise upset at the end?
Hmmm...this is clearly a subject I'm going to have to give more thought to.
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The two old guys from the balcony could do TV race commentary!
How awesome? On a scale that goes from 1 ("Craptacular") to 10 ("Teh Most Awesomest Thing 4EVAH!!1!") I'd give it an ELEVEN! Which is Kermit-Gettin-It-On-With-Miss-Piggy Awesome - and it don't get no Awesomer than that!
Except, Kermit'd have to wait till after the marathon, because sex with a pig before a marathon would pretty much sap your strength and ruin your kick. But then again, if he could nail Miss Piggy before the race, why bother running it? I mean .... he already nailed her, so what would be the point?
Hey, don't knock "sex with a pig before a marathon" until you've tried it!
Hahahaha!!!
Speaking of pigs, I got a blog hit from Amish country the other day and it made me think of your ex girlfriend. Have I mentioned that I never liked her?
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