As if trying to remember that if I bend over in these pants I'll totally be flashing ass-crack to my students wasn't taking up enough of my brain power, I just realized that I may (or may not have) left the coffee maker on. Do coffee makers in Korea have auto shut-off? Auto shut-off seems a bit advanced for a place that still sells cassette tapes...

And speaking of my pants, why couldn't I have a natural desire to be involved in activities that make my thighs smaller instead of bigger?!? Sheesh. I look like freakin' Quadzilla stomping around here.