For 3 bucks I will leave my house, find 4 random objects, and mail them to you. No matter where you are in the world. If I leave my house and head right, you will most likely get stuff I find at Crissy Field. If I head left, it will be...I don't really know, since I rarely go that way. Maybe you'll be the lucky reader who opens their door to find the UPS guy standing there, holding the rusty ironing board that's been on our corner for months. Actually, it's not on our corner anymore, cause we got sick of seeing it and carried it across the street. Now, it's on our neighbors corner. Normally I might feel bad about such unneighborly behavior, but these are the same peeps who left a somewhat nasty note taped to my windshield about not parking in front of their house, even though it's a legal, public parking space. So fuck 'em! I hope they trip on the thing!

Anyway, I'm rambling. You want gifts, I need something to do to alleviate my boredom, and who doesn't like mail?!?





3 comments:

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Waaiiiiiiit a minute! How could you possibly make a profit off 3 dollars when you'll be mailing stuff like ironing boards? How would you defray the cost of shipping?

Is this one of those scams that brought the American economy to this sorry state?

Actually, it looks like a sounder investment that derivatives ever were ...

Jes said...

I'll just ask for a bailout!

pittchick said...

How much money will it take to get you to mail me Kevin Rose?