I wish someone would bring me a sammich.

And in case any of you were wondering, you must pedal 3 times to ride a bike from the window in our living room to the fridge. You could probably make it on 2 and just coast in, but I was going for a strong finish.

6 comments:

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

How many venti lattes have we had today, Sister?

Jes said...

Too many, and yet not enough!! Did you know they make double caff vodka now?!? I wonder what would happen if I brewed a pot of coffee with that?!?

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Hey, sister, yer running outta time! You need to do one of your patented "for a dollar I'll ..." dealios, only THIS time you gotta say, "For a dollar, while I'm travelling across the country, I'll hoist a beer and guzzle it in YOUR honor!"

If you go with this idea, you gotta give me propz by hoisting the first one in MY honor, for FREE! I won't PAY you for it, because that would cheapen what you and I have together, sister ... whatever that is.

Plus, I'm cheap.

But make it a GOOD beer, sister, or the deal's off and the rights to the idea revert back to ME.

(You could probably charge more than a dollar for this. Start with 5; see if you get any bites. Of course, at $5, you are 5 times less likely to get me to pay for it. Not that I should have to.)

sumatra22 said...

wow, 3 pedals! I think I would've lost my balance, fallen or crashed into the wall by pedal 2, but then again, I don't know how to ride a bike! LOL

Jes said...

HAHAHA!! I still remember when you finally told me that you couldn't ride a bike!! Don't worry, I'll come back to PA to teach the little one how to ride!! :-)

sumatra22 said...

thank god! i mean, i kinda can ride a bike, but don't ask me how to change gears! Aunt Jes, it's all on you, now!