Bedspread? Well ... lah-dee-dah, Ms. I'm-Living-At-The-Ritz!Nice cover story for the manager: "That stain was there when I got here!" Yeah, I've used that one a lot myself.No one falls for it, though.
I was going to make a really horrible pun based upon the fact that Glaven told his blog readers to come here/your bedspread, but that's kind of a forward first comment, yes? Your blog is COOL.
Ugh! I'm having flashbacks to the hotel that Wendy, Leo, and I stayed at for a friend's wedding. After several room changes due to spiderwebs, stains and bodily fluids, Wendy and Leo settled on the most "hygenic" room b/c the only item of grossness we found was a HAIRY SCAB on the comforter! S'rsly, that was the BEST ROOM! I'm gagging just thinking about it!
You chose a hairy scab (it makes me gag just typing those words, by the way) over some spiderwebs?!?
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