I picked up a book by Margaret Atwood without really bothering to look at it, because it was on sale and it's Margaret Freakin' Atwood so it has to be great, right?!?

It so totally and completely sucks. I'm not even going to finish it.


I always feel so let down when an author I love puts out shitty work.

Ms. Atwood, I know you're reading, and you owe me $7.95 U.S. for tricking me into buying the worst book ever. I'm finding it hard to believe you even wrote that stuff. Are there 2 Margaret Atwoods?


Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Pffftttt! Everyone knows that Margaret Atwood and Margaret Freakin' Atwood are two different authors — as different as John Adams and John Quincy Adams, the former of whom wrote literature and the latter of whom wrote trashy whodunnits about a maverick Medical Examiner that were made into a TV show starring Jack Klugman.

How did you not know that?

achilles3 said...

which book?

Marcy said...

ROFLMAO I hope that B sees this! HAHAA!

Shells Bells said...

Which one??? I love her!

Jes said...

The Tent. It's a bunch of crap essays. It blows. Not even good enough for bathroom reading.