I enjoy riding Tara (get yer minds outta the gutter, folks, Tara is the name of my bike) to work so much that I kind of hope I never have to drive to work again for the rest of my life!

Don't tell Einstein, though.


Missy said...

You should for SURE move to Colorado, then! Talk about bike friendly, jeeze. I'd love to move there myself. Trying to figure out a way to by a little getaway, one bedroom flop house/studio or somefin.

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

While you've been gone, Einstein's been f*cking this Cooper Mini he's had his headlights on for some time.

I'm sorry I'm the one who had to tell you.

I'll spare you the phreaky details (weird positions; costumes; S&M; Synthetic Oil Lubricants), but you might want to wear a body condom the first time you get in Einstein when you get back.

Because for a car? Einstein is a real whoo-wer.