I enjoy riding Tara (get yer minds outta the gutter, folks, Tara is the name of my bike) to work so much that I kind of hope I never have to drive to work again for the rest of my life!

Don't tell Einstein, though.

2 comments:

Missy said...

You should for SURE move to Colorado, then! Talk about bike friendly, jeeze. I'd love to move there myself. Trying to figure out a way to by a little getaway, one bedroom flop house/studio or somefin.

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

While you've been gone, Einstein's been f*cking this Cooper Mini he's had his headlights on for some time.

I'm sorry I'm the one who had to tell you.

I'll spare you the phreaky details (weird positions; costumes; S&M; Synthetic Oil Lubricants), but you might want to wear a body condom the first time you get in Einstein when you get back.

Because for a car? Einstein is a real whoo-wer.