I just managed to cut my right hand, and then simultaneously burn my left hand, mouth, and chin, all while making dinner!!

Who's totally smooth?

Oh yeah. That'd be me.


Missy said...

happy belated birfday! Everland is that Neverland's cousin!?!?! You didn't see MJ, did you?

Oral sex for a minute or two, you're right, don't even bother you big tease! Jeeze, hell, I'd be pissed too!

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Whoa, Jes! IO Missy! What's I miss? Oral sex?