I just managed to cut my right hand, and then simultaneously burn my left hand, mouth, and chin, all while making dinner!!

Who's totally smooth?

Oh yeah. That'd be me.

2 comments:

Missy said...

happy belated birfday! Everland is that Neverland's cousin!?!?! You didn't see MJ, did you?

Oral sex for a minute or two, you're right, don't even bother you big tease! Jeeze, hell, I'd be pissed too!

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Whoa, Jes! IO Missy! What's I miss? Oral sex?

WHERE?!1???!1!