According to Yahoo Maps, which I'm totally wasting time on because Ant asked me to put away the laundry and I'd rather do ANYTHING but that, my trip is going to be 3872.83 miles. ALL.BY.MYSELF. Yikes!!! I'm getting a bit nervous.

And seriously. Ant gathers up the ridiculous amount of laundry we've managed to create, takes it all the way to Mill Valley, washes it, dries it, folds it, packs it up, brings it home, carries it up the steps to our apartment, and he can't be arsed to just finish the job and put it away?!? I'm expected to do it?!? WTF???

Fine. I'll do it. But I'm going running first. And then I'm getting more coffee. And maybe a cupcake or three. AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!

3872.83 miles. Plus all the miles I'll spend totally lost. Can I really do that?

Focus, Jes. Running. One foot in front of the other. I can totally do that.


Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Never Mind The Bollock-your Laundry, Here's The BEER!

I'm letting the experts do the talking since I don't know where you're going ... a lot like you, it seems.

And here I was thinking this Einstein was your cat or some ... exotic battery-operated thingamybob (to put a PG-13 spin on it).

"Cat" ... "car" ... what a difference a letter makes, eh, sister?

I'd pay you cash-money to get Einstein to beat the living shit out of the Mini so we could get a real car. People see me coming outta there and they wait and I say, "What gives?" and they say, "Just waiting for the 19 other clowns to come up outta that clown car ..."

That's my Mini joke. I tell it every time I talk about the fucking Mini. That is the sum-total of what it has given me. Meanwhile, I have given it my posture and my health in general.

That's why if your Smart Car is Einstein, I am from now on calling the Mini "Retard".

But don't tell Teh 'Bride.

Enjoy the beer. Share some with the hat.

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

That "bollock-your: shouls say "bollock-y". Long story.

Jes said...

People make the clown car comment to me all the time. That, and, "Where do you plug it in? Hahaha."

Which is not funny at all, not even the 1st 100 times you hear it.

I'm looking at SoCal, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Tennessee...I gots me a lot of time and very few plans, so I'd be willing to drive a bit out of the way for some decent brews. Especially if they were paired up with some decent burgers and wings.