Just got back from my run (seriously, I'm still panting) and I gotta say, it was freaking awesome! I wish I could have taken all of you with me, cause you would've loved it! The Dear Leader could've dropped the big one while I was out there, and I would've melted into the happiest little pile of ooze you've ever seen.

7 comments:

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

I would've melted into the happiest little pile of ooze you've ever seen. ...

Don't be so sure of that, sister, because I've been around for a loooong time and in that time I've seen some happy ooze-piles. I've seen 'em all: Happy ooze, sad ooze, drunken ooze, strung-out ooze (not pretty), ooze-aplooza ooze, ooze Demanding Its Right to Choose, and floozy ooze and I do declare there were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there (as did Paul Simon).

Glad you had a great, oozey run.

Have a great time in Bei-fucking-jing (man, I wish they'd stop changing the name of that place; or, if they HAFTA change it again, it's to "Bei-n*ts@ck-jing"!).

I'd like to get back at you and say I'm drinking a beer as I write this, but it's 9:30 a.m. here in Joisey and it's not Miller Time till 10 a.m.

Not that I'd ever drink a Miller.

Mel-2nd Chances said...

sounds like a great run!! :D

Bob said...

Don't sweat the big one dropping. South Korea is only at Defcon 4 and not even worth worrying about. Come Defcon 2 you'd better head back to the States, girl.

Chad in the AZ Desert said...

Awesome job with the run!

And the Dear Leader can kiss my funky ass...and you can quote me on that. ;-)

Carolina John said...

glad you had a good run! we should all be so lucky.

brownie said...

This blog sucks!

Boriana said...

Hey whats going on with you girlie? Its been a very very long time since you last posted. Miss reading your crazy stories :)
Hope you are doin well and kickin ass in Korea