I have a date tonight!! I'm so excited! Wonder if he'll put out? :-)

4 comments:

achilles3 said...

Sex during Transformers will get you NO WHERE with Megan Fox's hott ass running around!

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Wonder if he'll put out? ...

You should stipulate that, if he does put out, it must be with you. Because if there's one thing that's worse than a date who doesn't put out, it's one who does, only with someone else.

And if there's TWO things worse than that, it's a date who puts out with TWO others, neither of which is you.

Know what? Bring a battery operated "friend" along on the date - just in case.

Unknown said...

Skip the Transformers movie and just go straight to the sex. Yes, it is just that bad of a movie.

Sarah said...

I agree with Chad.