I only had to sit my ass on the bed and yell, "I LIKE BEER!!!" 9 times at the top of my lungs before Ant magically appeared at the door with a ''What the fuck is wrong with you?!?" look on his face (if only I had a dollar for every time he gave me that look) and a nice, cold glass full of cheap, yellow beer in his hand for yours truly.
Total score!!!!
Next time I'll try yelling, "I LIKE BEER AND A SMILE!!!" because seriously, I could do without the attitude.
:-)
4 comments:
Pffftttt! No wonder he doesn't put out for you!
damn you whine a lot ;-)
LOL, has your plan worked as yet?
best post EVER.
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